Aha inmates... Today my lowering kit was delivered. The following conversation ensued at my Daughters home in England where it was delivered.
Dad!!! You have a package. She yells out to me. I quickly turn off the tap ( Was teaching her how to scrub her patio stones) I hurry indoors, Making very sure i took my shoes off as i entered the house (Her zen point).
I open the package up and alas!!! My lowering kit.
Diva:
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Which bike is this for she askes?
Me:
Oh its for the Expedition (I responded).
Diva:
The Expedition? Are you going away again? You only just got back from S. America .
My Smart arse:
Being smarter than her, I did a quick calculus. 2+2 =5
Me:
The expedition is a bike honey.
Diva:
Another bike!!
Me Defensive:
No Honey, The bike.
So...I regaugitated all i have read for some stupid reason hoping to make her agree with me. (Futile mistake)
Diva:
So where did you hide the bike this time?
Me Struggling:
Well.. I dont have it yet.
Diva probing:
How does it ride?
Me getting the gender right:
I have not ridden her yet.
Dad!!! This is an addiction. Why will you buy stuff for a bike you do not yet have nor ridden? This is sad Dad. I am begining to worry about you.
For some reason, I had a flash back of my diva growing up. All those years seemed to roll through my mind in Nicam Digital so i calmly looked at her and said.
Me:
Honey, Do you ride motorbikes?
Diva:
You know i dont Dad.
Me:
Well, Like you always stated Honey. Never choose to discuss a subject you know nothing about.
What do you know? She cracked up in laughter and she still is. My wife gets to find out that i am buying a new bike, My son is thinking (I hope that is not part of my inheritance) and i am thinking... Well done Man. Good move.
😂
Now i await the inevitable fact that i will be woken up by my royal highness at 2.am tomorrow morning when i am all confused and sleepy with the question..(What was that joke all about).😇
Anyways.. You can use my moves if you need to. Just remember that i hold the patent on how to introduce the Norden Expeditin to your family. Happy riding.
Dad!!! You have a package. She yells out to me. I quickly turn off the tap ( Was teaching her how to scrub her patio stones) I hurry indoors, Making very sure i took my shoes off as i entered the house (Her zen point).
I open the package up and alas!!! My lowering kit.
Diva:
Which bike is this for she askes?
Me:
Oh its for the Expedition (I responded).
Diva:
The Expedition? Are you going away again? You only just got back from S. America .
My Smart arse:
Being smarter than her, I did a quick calculus. 2+2 =5
Me:
The expedition is a bike honey.
Diva:
Another bike!!
Me Defensive:
No Honey, The bike.
So...I regaugitated all i have read for some stupid reason hoping to make her agree with me. (Futile mistake)
Diva:
So where did you hide the bike this time?
Me Struggling:
Well.. I dont have it yet.
Diva probing:
How does it ride?
Me getting the gender right:
I have not ridden her yet.
Dad!!! This is an addiction. Why will you buy stuff for a bike you do not yet have nor ridden? This is sad Dad. I am begining to worry about you.
For some reason, I had a flash back of my diva growing up. All those years seemed to roll through my mind in Nicam Digital so i calmly looked at her and said.
Me:
Honey, Do you ride motorbikes?
Diva:
You know i dont Dad.
Me:
Well, Like you always stated Honey. Never choose to discuss a subject you know nothing about.
What do you know? She cracked up in laughter and she still is. My wife gets to find out that i am buying a new bike, My son is thinking (I hope that is not part of my inheritance) and i am thinking... Well done Man. Good move.
😂
Now i await the inevitable fact that i will be woken up by my royal highness at 2.am tomorrow morning when i am all confused and sleepy with the question..(What was that joke all about).😇
Anyways.. You can use my moves if you need to. Just remember that i hold the patent on how to introduce the Norden Expeditin to your family. Happy riding.
